It's not a rug pull...it's THE RUG POOL.
The Great Liquidity Heist
Our degenerately genius team randomly yoinks up to 10% of the liquidity whenever they feel like being stinkers. Don't shit yourself - we're not rugpulling the whole damn thing. This creates what Harvard MBA bros call "strategic market fuckery" that makes your portfolio go brrr in happy directions.
The Chad Hodler Piggy Bank
Those $TRP tokens we just liberated? They don't vanish into some sketchy dev's OnlyFans subscription fund - they go straight to the staking pool! Now you can earn token reflections while you Netflix and chill with your girlfriend...all 337 lbs of her.
ETH Goes Full Ape Mode
That ETH we liberated? We use it to market buy $TRP like we're panic-buying toilet paper in 2020. Pure caveman energy yeeted directly into the chart. Your bags are about to get stupidly heavy.
50% Gets Absolutely Nuked
Half of those bought tokens get sent to a dead wallet - burned...like your pee hole after spring break at South Padre Island.
50% → Diamond Hand Rewards
The other half gets dumped into the staking pool where rewards rain down like confetti on the diamond-handed degenerates who hodled through thick and thin.
Kills Sell Pressure
Tokens locked in staking reduce circulating supply
Passive Income Stream
Earn reflections in our 2 tier staking pool system. Unlocked = 50% APY, locked for a year = 100% APY
Supply Control
Token burns and staking lock-ups create scarcity by reducing available supply
Pumps Your Bags
ETH buybacks create consistent upward pressure